I find it hilarious to imagine the thought process Obama’s young mother must have been following… “Hmmm… it’s 1961, I’m 17, unmarried and I just gave birth to a boy fathered by a Muslim man from Kenya. I guess I better sneak the baby back into America and plant a false cover story about how he was born in the USA, ‘cuz ya know, there’s a real good chance he’s going to grow up and be President of the United States one day.”

Yeah, that’s the ticket.