Here’s a nuanced and mature response to the announcement of the new Doctor:

“In the next ep of Doctor Who the doctor breast feeds on the Tardis. Instead of a sonic screwdrivers, she will throw used tampons at the bad guys. Oh no, the doctor couldnt save the world this week, she had cramps. I guess we will be grateful for the endless stream of vagina jokes, if you are in for that sort of thing.”

What a prize he is, right ladies?

(Found in my FB mentions)