re: #14 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

I grew up there. There’s a whole lot of stupid people there. Like I’ve said before - Nobody’s coming to your shitty little burgs to loot the Five And Dime.

Besides, the Five and Dime went out of business years ago. Everyone shops at the Walmart out on Route 30.*

* Which, BTW, is pronounced “rout” not “root”