Sure enough, Neugebauer (19-Tx)

Lubbock Tornado, 1970

26 killed
500 injured
$1,411,900,000 property damage (2008 dollars)

The 1970 Lubbock tornado was a tornado event that occurred in Lubbock, Texas, on May 11, 1970. It was one of the worst tornadoes in Texas history, and occurred exactly 17 years to the day after the deadly Waco Tornado. It is also the second most recent F5 tornado to have struck a central business district of a large or mid-sized city, only to the 2011 Joplin Tornado.

You ungrateful bastard.