re: #223 Skip Intro

Other possibilities.

Joe Arpaio
Roy Moore
Customer Service Rep at Mar-a-Grifto
Starter at a Trump golf course
Somebody from Fox “News”

Arpaio is busy losing the Republican primary for Senate in Arizona. Moore isn’t getting confirmed for anything, and may or may not be in Japan investigating used panty vending machines.

The rest, why the hell not, it’s not like the job involves dealing with nuclear weapons or anything important.