I gave our dog too much turkey skin.
A couple of days ago on my birthday evening she came up to jump on the bed and then sat on my head: “I am trying to get your attention, fuckface!” It was 4am and I thought she could wait at least another hour. I was wrong. We let her lick the plates of mashed potatoes and steak droppings. I went downstairs and stepped in it. I won’t make that mistake again.
Or will I?…..