If Your Website's Full of Assholes, It's Your Fault

albusteve9/26/2011 4:06:12 pm PDT

I got my new Crossman pump BB gun and started shooting birds…my sister caught me and beat the snot outa me….then we had our neighborhood BB gun wars…jackets, winter caps, snorkle masks…I planted a BB in my buddies forehead, point blank, stuck there under the skin…that was the end of that