re: #218 thedopefishlives

You must work in my office. Except we don’t have cube walls; we have an open-plan office that periodically gets sprayed down with Nerf ammunition at a high rate of fire. We’re considering building a weapons rack.

One guy has a semi auto nerf rifle that has a 10 round magazine. He tries to take down my chopper before I can blow all his papers off his desk. Another has a “bow” that shoots nerf arrows. He only has 3 arrows so I know I can get to his desk if I can evade his 3 shots. But he holds the last one to keep me from getting close. I only get maybe 5 minutes per charge of the chopper so he knows he can wait me out.