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Monday Night Music: Punch Brothers, 'Punchbowl'

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Gus3/08/2010 9:37:23 pm PST

re: #225 iceweasel

Essay on conservapedia:

Marry a Conservative!

Three’s a good one:

Beth was a conservative woman who liked Bob, a liberal man. Beth put her reservations aside and married Bob, and then gave Bob the best 30 years of her life. Beth had children with Bob and raised them to college.

Then, around age 50, Bob decided he’d like to date younger women. He divorced Beth against her wishes, and now she lives alone.

Bob’s actions were consistent with the Hollywood values he preferred. Beth’s actions in staying with Bob and raising the children during her younger years were consistent with her conservative values. But now Bob is happy, while Beth is not.

Chockfull of butthurt stereotypes and victimhood. It’s like they could write ad copy with this, “Beware young women! If you marry a liberal man this could happen to you!” Like the fools that they are they’re assuming that all liberal men have “Hollywood values.” Yeah, you know, Hollywood values like Newt Gingrich, John McCain, Roy Ashburn, Mark Sanford…