Welp, the duck and turkey thawed outside so I will now be making both tomorrow. I just couldn’t pass up turkey at $.33 a pound.

So I measured and can do side-by-side in the new oven.

There are three of us tomorrow. Three. One duck. One turkey. Green bean casserole and an actual pasta (linguine in red clam sauce) is on the menu.

I have no freezer space.

I am screwed.