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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷8/05/2020 6:25:16 pm PDT

re: #227 Sherlock Hound

I HATE these people!
Put yourself in my shoes:
I have not gone out to eat or take-out since before the pandemic (seven months).
I’m poor.
I have very few pleasures.
Food is one of the few pleasures anyone can enjoy.

Bruschetta? A luxury food?
The yuppie bougies steal everything. Everything.
And then accuse ME of being “bougie”.

I just had a deli ham and Swiss cheese sandwich. Both items were purchased from my local butcher. Whole wheat bread from the general store.

I had no idea what Bruchetta was, so I looked it up.

Balsamic vinegar? We get the cheap stuff, and vinegar doesn’t belong on a sandwich. Might as well be pineapple. /s