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UK Intelligence Officials Vouch for Credibility of Trump "Golden Showers" Dossier

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Backwoods Sleuth1/12/2017 4:08:03 pm PST

I’m sorry to read that some people live in fear of of their lives from Evangelicals.

I live in the middle of crazy Evangelical land: my county (population around 14,000) boasts more than 100 churches (one Catholic that offers Masses by a visiting priest once a month), less than a half dozen Methodist, the rest some sort of Pentecostal variation (including speaking in tongues and rolling around on the floor) or non-denominational (lots of them are in it for the tax benefits).

Funny thing, though…way more than half of the county’s residents don’t identify with ANY religion. And those of us in that group KNOW the pious Evangelicals: we KNOW who is sleeping around, we KNOW whose children’s paternity is somewhat (shall we say) “suspect” (looking at you Kim Davis and all of your husbands), we KNOW where you are and what you are doing the rest of the week when you’re not in church on Wednesday nights and Sundays.

And they all know that WE know that.

Evangelicals here can pretend to be all outraged Bertha-Better-Than-You hereabouts, but they know that we know every damned bit of their hypocrisy. And if we know, they damned sure know their God does, too.

And there’s not a thing they are going to do to anyone in terms of violence other than shout and get all red in the face.