Curious. I got a letter from the state Rural Water Association seeking job applications for a “circuit rider” trainer for water operators in the Nebraska Panhandle. They invited me to send in a résumé.

I don’t meet the state’s qualifications though—insufficient time licensed and my epilepsy is a disqualification. Other than those, I meet all the other requirements.

I suppose I ought to call them up and tell them I can’t do the work. I’m unsure why they sent this pitch to me though.