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Breaking: Senate Passes Stimulus

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Colonel Panik2/10/2009 10:23:01 am PST

With further apologies to Blue Oyster Cult..

Helpless people begin to pray
As it rips the guts out of their 401k…
PORKZILLA!

ACORN gathers at the trough to feed
As all your investments begin to bleed…
PORKZILLA!

Oh, no
This bill has got to go!
No, No, PORKZILLA!