re: #232 Slumbering Behemoth

Charles, I stubbed my toe getting into the shower today. It is obvious that the edge of my tub is a pro-Marxist, commie agitator that was bent on doing evil to my very pro-capitalist pinky toe.

Sure, if some crazy, capitalist pinky toes go around stomping commie bathtubs, that’s big news here, but when the reverse happens? Crickets.

CHARLES, WHY AREN’T YOU REPORTING ON THIS!!
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OH! OH! ALERT THE MEDIA! SB STUBBED HIS TOE! Oh woes is me!