While the lawsuit filed by the idiot who didn’t watch where she was walking and fell into a mall fountain ranks up there in the annals of stupid lawsuits (she’s suing the mall after the YouTube clip went viral and made the rounds on all media), this suit quite possibly ranks as the dumbest of the decade. Guy goes to Vegas, hires an escort, pays her for a strip tease and then for an undisclosed sex act. Supposed to last 1 hour. She left after 30 minutes. He tries to get refund and even goes to police who remind him that he was a participant in an illegal act - prostitution.

That wasn’t enough. He came back to NYC and has now filed suit claiming he suffered physical harm - and demands $1.8 million in damages, plus the $275 in monies paid.