UpChuck has a real bug up his ass about this Chipotle thing. He published the Montague Avenue, Brooklyn, eatery’s phone on Twitter, and for no apparent reason has a list of robberies and attempted robberies of various Chipotle’s restaurants around the nation, crowd sourced from his loyal minions. None are (surprise!) the one in question on Montague Ave., which is right next to NYPD Precinct 84.

Much ado about nothing.