you’ve been kidnapped. your kidnappers allow you to keep tweeting to pretend everything is alright. what would you tweet that would allarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing that you’re asking for help.
surprise me.

— zomBRIe (@spookymaterial) October 4, 2018

“I’m a huge fan of glenn greenwald” https://t.co/9wYzfviDnx

— Imani Gandy o—€ (@AngryBlackLady) October 6, 2018

Mine is “Bernie would’ve won.”