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Thursday Evening Open

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Dark_Falcon5/19/2011 7:01:27 pm PDT

As the players look at the hovering engine, they notice a large stone statue in the back of the room. By the slime coating it and its shape, it appears to be an icon from one of the tombs you fought through previously, that of the Shrieking Harpy. As the players move to investigate, a loud Word Salad erupts from the Engine, the dread voice of the demi-litch PALINDROME:

“So, you got all the way here, huh? Well, I can’t let you ruin my engine, no sir! So I guess I’m gonna need to kill you, you betcha. Gonna use this magic to summon someone…”

As she stops speaking, a blast of pure Bad Craziness brusts from the Engine, striking the statue. The slime falls away, then the statue lightens, slowly turning into a half-living color of grey. Then it starts to move, and it is clear the statue is that of the Shrieking Harpy herself. The Harpy looks towards the players, but before they can say a word, it shrieks horribly, screeching out “WORSHIPERS OF ISLAM!!!11” so loudly it fills the entire chamber. Then it flys into the air, to attack.