re: #176 jaunte

Wow. Looks like we’re going to have to interview all potential healthcare professionals we have need to consult. Questions:

Do I offend you in any way? Too old/young, fat/thin, melanin content, American/immigrant…

Really, anything at all? Think good now, take your time…

Last question:

Will you competently treat me and save my life if necessary? If yes, here’s a form, I brought a notary and a lawyer, sign here.

Is it coming to this?