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Onion: Nation's Wealthy Cruelly Deprived of True Meaning of Christmas

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Justanotherhuman12/19/2013 5:14:47 am PST

re: #238 A Mom Anon

The tie in merch would be awesome. Cookbooks obviously, but a whole line of bakeware and accessories, Pie-onist Overlord t-shirts and lunchboxes, the possibilities are endless.

Yeah, but can you boast that you were 14 when you started dating an 18 yr old? That you were 16 when you married a 20 yr old college student (who probably got you pregnant)?