CPAC 2015: Sponsored by White Nationalists Again

The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge2/26/2015 6:54:16 am PST

Donald Trump has campaign fever:

“Everybody feels I’m doing this just to have fun or because it’s good for the brand,” Trump said in an interview with The Washington Post. “Well, it’s not fun. I’m not doing this for enjoyment. I’m doing this because the country is in serious trouble.”

With a soaring stock market, shrinking deficit, and low unemployment, one can understand the serious trouble Trump refers to. And Donald T. is just the right man to save us from this danger. A man with the expertise of investing his inheritance into projects that made him insanely rich before inevitably filing for bankruptcy. Boom, bust, bail out, repeat. Just like the Founders intended. Isn’t it time the country moved on from the worn, Obama? I Guess He’s Pretty Reliable™ brand in favor a bolder, Chapter 11 Platinum™ brand?