Trump “wins” election

Erdogan calls to “congratulate” Trump

Trump brags about his rich and powerful real-estate “friends” in Turkey

Erdogan has wanted Gülen for years, whether or not he was involved in the coup

Lightbulb for Erdogan - Arrest Trump’s “friends”, putting his investments at risk

Erdogan demands extradition of Gülen in return for the release of Trump’s business pals

Inevitably, Trump will cave

We. Are. Fucked.