On Melon:

The First Lady has declined to attend the G7 summit next week, where she would’ve hung out with other first spouses. She’s also ghosting on an upcoming meeting with North Korea. This is a sharp change from her predecessor, whose whereabouts were closely scrutinized like a black woman shopping at the mall. She was practically charged with welfare fraud for daring to take vacations or wear clothes not designed by Costco. But let’s just give Melanie a break. She probably intended for “Be Best” to be “prescriptive” and not “descriptive.”

wonkette.com

I’ve got to give them more money.