re: #240 BongCrodny

Deep Question Time:

I’ve been watching Season 3 of “The Walking Dead” on Netflix. I’m still enjoying it, although I’ve noticed the plot holes this year seem to have increased from “forgivable” to “what the fuck?”

Here’s my question: there are roughly 320 million people in the U.S., of which about 75 million are children.

So where the hell are all the kid zombies?

Sure, they pop up once in a while when they’re important to the plot (e.g., Sophia and Penny), but whenever Our Heroes run into a pack or a herd, they’re all adult zombies.

Hey, look — somebody’s got to ask the important questions, right?

Kid zombies: shorter legs, can’t keep up with the big herds