Stop eating Thanksgiving turkey! Why it’s time to give up this big fat holiday travesty http://t.co/0BjvqRIG30 pic.twitter.com/zj0i4arnGd — salon.com (@Salon) November 27, 2014
— salon.com (@Salon) November 27, 2014
Being that my aunt is preparing that huge bird for the oven right now I’m going to have to say…