So Today, Trump Edited His Prepared Notes to Make Them More Racist

Quoth the raven, Covfefe.3/19/2020 4:57:26 pm PDT

Evening Lizardim from the cold and rainy wild north country. Social distancing is having an adverse effect on my kids and wife, but I’m managing to maintain productivity and routine so far. It’s only the first week, though, so we’ll see where we’re at in two months when we start talking recovery plans. How go things among the lizardfolk as the weekend approaches?