re: #245 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I’ve never waited tables (THANK YOU JAHEEEZUS!), but I attempt to be overly nice to wait staff.

This (for example) is a very simple thing to do. I hand the server the card when I ask for the check. I hate to send them running to the machine (which always seems to be a quarter of a mile away) to get the ticket, then all the way back to me, then all the way back to the machine, then all the way back to me.

I’m not coordinated enough to wait tables. I think I’ve done every other type of low-level “retail” job tho.