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Creationist Gov. Bobby Jindal Calls for the GOP to Stop Being Stupid

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)11/13/2012 1:02:46 pm PST

re: #207 darthstar

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Think about it, secessionists…these are the things you will be responsible for recreating from scratch should we be so kind as to let you have your wish:
Medicare (you know you don’t want to secede from that!)
Social Security (ditto)
All of those military bases (Army, Navy, Air Force, Coast Guard) that currently employ a good number of you and support their surrounding communities.
Your own currency…but even your current Governor (and rally secessionist) Rick Perry won’t want his face on your 3 Armadillo Bill (sorry, the ‘dollar’ is taken)
Border enforcement - say good-bye to your existing Boder Patrol. For Texas, they’ll be just north of you in Oklahoma keeping your fat asses from riding your Lark scooters around the fence.
EPA - oh, you don’t care about that…drill baby drill.
and oh, so much more…

And they will need to recreate their version of FEMA once the first Gulf Coast hurricane comes to visit.