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How to Find Great Deals and Support LGF at the Same Time

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Varek Raith11/23/2012 11:27:00 am PST

re: #246 Shiplord Kirel

Swarms of demonically controlled metal monsters invade the streets of the city. They roar and scream and paw the ground, seeking the destruction of every living thing. They compete and jostle and collide, sometimes destroying each other in their reckless lust for human blood.

The toll mounts and the authorities, outnumbered hundreds to one, are helpless to stem the onslaught. The hideous spectacle strikes fear and revulsion into the hearts of every rational being.

Those who value their lives take refuge where they can. They huddle in fear, and pray in silent despair for divine intervention to strike the monsters down and end the nightmare.

A new Stephen King novel? A bad science fiction scenario?

Nope, just Lubbock traffic during the Christmas season.

Snow?
WHO CARES I HAZ SUVEE!