perks of. being dog:

3. no taxes
a. pets
• belly scritches
7. zooms (fast ones)
7. occasional swims
d) snoozes
1. peanut butter off. spoon

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 26, 2017

Why does it sound like a dog wrote this https://t.co/joHJ0wiGD9

— Seth ⚡️ (@stthak1ng) April 26, 2017

because. i did. good sir https://t.co/3fhdmiUnOW

— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 26, 2017