re: #244 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

What bullshit! This slop not only costs a fortune, it would likely gag any MAGAt who actually tried to eat it. Its purpose is performative, to impress fellow cosplayers when they receive tours of the home bunker.
I have an emergency food stash. It contains mostly ordinary dried and canned food that I would use normally. That way, it will rotate through during its shelf life.

Conservatism has always been a grift.
I generally have enough food on hand to last several weeks, and like you it’s just regular food that gets eaten and replaced over time. That’s what normal people do rather than having a bunker full of inedible patriot-chow (Now with 30% more grift!).