Local humor: There’s a small shopping mall near my house that got overtaken by bigger stores in the area, but it stays open. The place will not say die.

And someone set up a Twitter account. Suburban angst from the South Shore of Long Island.

Please do not use the last bathroom stall. It is currently clogged and the plunger is in the scary part of the back room with no lights.

— SUN VET MALL (@sunvetmall) August 27, 2017

Maybe I’m biased because I’ve been to the place, but that account is hilarious. Maybe you had to be there.