“Military spouses earn no rank or compensation, yet their contributions to our military might are invaluable.” Today, we express our appreciation for the deep personal sacrifice and essential support given by our Nation’s military spouses!https://t.co/rYf0a8x5K9

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) May 10, 2019

My wife just emailed me from heaven. She says to fuck yourself with a giant sock full of bone spurs.