re: #17 Welcome to The Imbleachment (dangerman)

Like they got time to look at the card issuer
Often the barista isn’t the cashier anyway
How would they know?
Are there hand signals?

This too (so even if the cop isn’t making this up out of whole cloth/feminine hygiene products, he’s at most the victim of sloppy food prep practices):

I love your forensic analysis here. In my experience things that are pulled out of food products that can look like tampons or human body parts (penis, fingers) are often mold. Happens every once in a while & gets referred to the medical examiner. See: https://t.co/3wHfKO8LeZ

— Judy Melinek M.D. (@drjudymelinek) June 23, 2020