By age 30 you should:

1. Have shoveled shit for 960 hours
2. Be able to draw a map of the United States from memory
3. Own “The Big 3” 80s Thrash Metal catalog on vinyl
4. Know if you’re going to be into jam bands
5. Have mastered the art of boiling pizza pic.twitter.com/cCeSpVxh7G

— ballfootski (@ballfootski) October 17, 2021