Posted this last thread, but works better in a business free fall thread:

Well, I just found out our team lead, whom we had dubbed “Nowhere Man”, since he routinely ducked calls, never responded to emails, never offered guidance and delegated all his duties to team members on top of their regular workload will be moving on to a new contract. Apparently, his entire stint on our team was simply to build his resume while he looked for greener pastures and he is leaving us with a shit sandwich to deal with since he wasn’t passing information effectively.

YAY!