re: #12 Gus

They have a terrible website.

The scope of improvements begins with the new 24,000 sq.ft. clubhouse and includes and expanded fitness center, Pool Cabana, new Teen Wing located by our Jr. Olympic sized pool and state-of-the-art Hydro tennis courts.

“Hydro tennis court”… I don’t even know what that is. I guess that is proof that I’m just hoi polloi