Can’t believe this happened. Everyone is taught to NEVER throw an ax at a moving train. SA man throws ax at moving train, which bounces back, hits him in head, SAPD says https://t.co/rVM3zll2Xq

— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) September 2, 2018

I either missed the “never throw an ax at a moving train” day at school, or, I was raised in a place with a smaller population of fucking idiots, and certain things were just assumed. https://t.co/bGLBtU8Gs8

— paul mcleary (@paulmcleary) September 4, 2018