An Open Letter to American Spectator

What, me worry?6/26/2010 8:20:12 pm PDT

re: #229 Firstinla

I notice that most people coat or marinate the chicken before its cooked so that it doesn’t taste like chicken. I’m not sure what chicken is supposed to taste like but it probably tastes like rattlesnake.

Frog’s legs taste like chicken, but they’re totally creepy looking on a plate. I had them once… blech

Have you had alligator? It’s chewy, like conch. I only had that once, too. (But I like conch).