re: #231 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Weddings I can deal with. Funerals, on the other hand, I can’t abide. I volunteered to be the sound guy at a funeral last weekend. Fucking suuuuuuuuuucked. The pastor was a friend of the family, and while he was good, the emotion was real. Damn funerals.

I will not be having a funeral at my death. I will have a wake, with plenty of libations and loud music.