re: #246 Targetpractice
Well, having just consumed a microwavable cheeseburger for the first time in years, I now remember quite vividly that I swore I would never touch the cursed things ever again in my life.
All I can do now is pray to Zod the food poisoning is quick and painless.
There’s also the chance of the worms from the truck stop bathroom sandwich in Futurama.