Americans in 2017: is there a pee tape?
Democrats in 2018: there’s gotta be a pee tape.
Comey: there are tapes.
Omarosa: hold my beer.
Pecker: hold *my* beer.
Mueller: I’ve got the receipts. The tapes aren’t even the important part. It’s what was spent, lied about, misappropriated, failed to reveal to IRS/FEC, and otherwise conspired with others to further the ongoing conspiracy.