re: #250 Lidane

1084. My sumo wrestler can’t have lap band surgery without affecting his martial arts skills.

1085. “Everybody Wang Chung tonight” is not an acceptable use of the Mass Suggestion spell.

1316. A NASCAR pit crew cannot repair all my vehicle’s damage in one round.

1001. No matter how bad the game is going, I won’t stradle the table like Slim Pickens riding a bomb.