re: #185 Charles Johnson

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Putin: “What? Armed gangsters have taken over a federal park facility? They make demands?”
Lackey: “Da, that is correct, comrade, er, Mr. President.”
Putin: “Do they have hostages?”
Lackey: “No, com-, Mr. President.”
Putin: “Foreign media with them?”
Lackey: “No, Mr. President.”
Putin: “Are the facilities valuable?”
Lackey: “No, Mr. President. Just some out-buildings and a small house.”
Putin: “Good, call Long Range Aviation. They will know what to do.”
Lackey: “Yes, excellent call, sir. It shouldn’t take more than 5 or 6 of their TU-160s to get the job done.”