re: #255 Slumbering Behemoth

I don’t really have much of a zombie plan. I figure I’ll zip down to Costco and hole up there while everyone else is busy getting shot by the gun shop owner who actually wants to keep his guns and shit.

Then, after about four days or so, I’ll ring up the gun shop guy and see if he wants to trade any guns for butter. He should be pretty hungry by then.

Hungry enough to shoot you and take your butter. And he’ll still have his guns (and your wife and your gold and your heritage seeds).