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Ted Cruz on Meet the Press: You Want Health Insurance? Get a Job.

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The Ghost of a Flea9/29/2013 1:55:32 pm PDT

re: #252 celticdragon

Uh…let’s see…Obamacare:

Blew up those three British battlecruisers at Jutland in 1916…

Caused Krakatoa to blow sky high and kill thousands in one giant death panel

Killed Edward V of England and Richard of Shrewsbury in the Tower of London during the wears of the Roses

Dropped the Chicxulub bolide on Yucatan and wiped out most of the dinosaurs (those pesky death panels again)

Caused the End Permian mass extinction (DEATH PANELS!!11TY!)

Was also the name of Banastre Tarleton’s horse when he slaughtered American revolutionary soldiers try to surrender at the Battle of Waxhaws.

The Aztec god Huitzilpochtli, to whom thousands upon thousands were sacrificed by having their hearts carved out with an obsidian blade, is depicted holding a three-ring binder containing the outline of a universal healthcare plan.