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Fat Bastard Vegetarian5/16/2011 5:23:13 am PDT

I just got pissed off. Someone posted a picture of me on Facebook from a bar the other night to promote his new Karaoke show. Not a group shot, just me.

1. I feel like President Scroob. “Why didn’t someone tell me my ass was so big!”
2. The picture is just fucking awful.
3. Dude didn’t ask me.