LOL

I know that not every Texan is an ignorant jingoist warmonger lunatic. I know. But goddamn, the sane ones are SERIOUSLY outnumbered.

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) May 24, 2017

I would invite you to actually spend some amount of time in TX, this is typical elitist blather. You’re hurting the cause. https://t.co/JfHZISGS1b

— lizless (@lizlessner) May 24, 2017

“Typical elitist blathering” The only cause I’m part of is the Movement to Bring Back the 70s Porn Star Mustache. https://t.co/OBGPVXj56o

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) May 24, 2017