Rick Santorum Now Writing for World Net Daily: 'The UN Wants to Kill My Daughter'

darthstar12/03/2012 1:49:40 pm PST

Okay, so the Pope is going on twitter…has 240,000+ followers and hasn’t tweeted once. Oh, and he’s following seven people…all fucking sock-puppets and they’re all following each other.

I wish there was a way to add myself as the eighth person he’s following…that’d be hilarious.